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(Above) An Authentic South Austin shed…and soooooooooo ironic!!!

Everybody’s cashing in on this SXSW thing…and I dont think I should be an exception….so ATTN: 2012 SXSW attendees:

I have a shed for rent, $1500 a night, Features include: skylights, an “interactive” raccoon, a bare 100w lightbulb, one (1) scratchy wool army blanket, ’retro” plywood floor, a couple of “grunge” gas cans, a “vintage” orange 50 foot extension cord, an “industrial” roll of welded hog wire, a “mid-century modern” rear bagging lawn mower(heater), and running water (garden hose)… easily sleeps 3, ( 5 if they’re drunken Euros )  unlimited FREE WI-FI courtesy of neighbors unsecured connection….And for an extra 50$ I’ll throw in a 12 pack of PBR (“mini-bar’) and a bag of white powdered sugar donettes from 7-11 (“continental breakfast’)- KEEP IT WEIRD Y’ALL…cash or paypal only…no credit cards.

“Frothy”..He’s interactive!!!

Mini Bar!!

Continental Breakfast!!!

5 mintues to SOCO!!

Ask for “Mongo” and tell ‘em necessity sent you.

 

 

Also:  If you cant take a joke..well…you know the rest…